boat rental, waterski, watersports, tubing, kneeboarding, tours, summer fun, dating solutions, special occasions, lake activities, sasknessmonsteradventures.com, Kelowna, BC

big white return trips from kelowna all ski season $45/person;  inquire for group & longer-term rates. 0745 pickup hwy 97 mall; leave/return 445 pm daily. 4wd w roof rack  safe class 1 driver  text/phone 236-457-9754

fishing/ski boats/equipment, convertible & motorcycle by the hour/day/week/month rentals

Services throughout the sexy 135 km long Okanagan Lake surrounded by trees & mountains; we are based at the mid-point in beautiful Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada having the MOST FUN EVER from early May through Thanksgiving weekend every year!


Email us anytime @ Fun@SasknessMonsterAdventures.com or call Posse-Admiral DeSantas MBA here at our Kelowna office: 236-457-9754  for further information & to book your day(s) on the lake(s); limited spots available next season

some of our stuff!


Rent "darth" our 17-foot fibreglass V-hull Invader boat with 130 horsepower Johnson outboard, stereo, ski/tow bar, cover; seats 9; From $150/two hours / $435/day rental includes trailer, life jackets & safety necessities


Rent "lochuatch" our 12-foot aluminum Lund with 7.5 horsepower Evinrude outboard motor; seats 3, go all day on less 

than half a tank; $95/day rental includes trailer, life jackets & safety necessities


Available to rent at $5 each/day: fishing gear, watersports equipment including skis (pair &/or slalom with 'cool factor' spray 'cheeter'), kneeboard, 2 &/or 3 person tubes, ropes. Saskness fully licensed drivers with clean abstract/safety history available to hire @ $35/hour or $250/day



Take "white lightnin," our zippy Yamaha Virago 1100 with a pussy pad behind you & nasty chrome pipes that are barely street legal for a ride! We have helmets for y'all!


Ask us about driving "dixie"; our 2006 mint Ford Mustang GT Premium convertible with a 310 hp V8, 5 speed stick shift, high performance dual exhaust, 34 mpg highway, subwoofer, mag wheels, how she turns the devil (not herself) upside down & how Hank gave her the name! 


Fuel, boat launch/trailer delivery/drop off/parking fees & taxes extra at cost. Proof of valid driver's &/or Pleasure Craft Operator Card/boating license; as applicable or paid Saskness driver required for boat rentals. Credit card deposit & limited liability contract necessary upon booking. VERY VERY LOW hourly, daily, monthly & weekly rates available; inquire

About us     dream  live  fun

Howdy; this is Posse-Admiral DeSantas with Saskness Monster watersport Adventures in Kelowna, BC! There's a NEW monster in the OV; what is it?! FREE uncovering with safe return from your maiden voyage with us! We offer small & large boat rentals with or without a driver for boating, fishing & watersports throughout the sexy Okanagan! No weapons allowed onboard our vessels aside from your filleting knife; we're here for safe sails & a very, very long time. We donate 20% of financial profits to charity. Leave us your name, number, any questions & what your call is about & one of our Agents will get back to you within two business hours. YallThank & have a beautiful day! Talk  soon!  Dream  Live  Fun